Think about the time we could have saved throughout our history if Trump and Rubio had been in charge of diplomacy, bringing their unique form of “government efficiency” to the State Department.

DOGE Diplomacy: How Rubio and Trump Could Have Streamlined History

Imagine a world where diplomacy is as swift and straightforward as a tweet. Enter Marco Rubio and Donald Trump, the dynamic duo poised to revolutionize international relations with their unique brand of "government efficiency."

The Good Friday Agreement (1998): After nearly two years of painstaking negotiations, the Good Friday Agreement brought peace to Northern Ireland. But why spend 700 days on dialogue when a simple "Just get along!" could suffice and Trump could get back to the golf course and Rubio could get back to his sulking humiliation?

Camp David Accords (1978): Thirteen days of secluded talks led to a historic peace between Egypt and Israel. The 13 days were only possible because of five years of complex diplomacy, bitter wars, secret talks, and political daring. Yet, with Trump and Rubio's abridged approach, perhaps a quick handshake and a "Deal?" would have done the trick.

Dayton Accords (1995): Three weeks of negotiations ended the Bosnian War… after nearly four years of brutal war and months of intense diplomacy and military action. But in the era of DOGE Diplomacy, Trump and Rubio expect a group text to resolve the conflict over a weekend.